This one's the obligatory "piss off the homophobic prudes".

Author: Mikes

Date: January 21, 2005

by Mikes
1-21-05
Ugh, it's a hardassed, gritty life being a detective in the city with the highest murder-rape rate in the world. I'm the only clean cop in this concrete jungle of greedy pigs.
Detective, I have a crime to report.
Yeah kid, what is it? Double-, no, triple-homicide?
You stole my heart.
You're dead
to me, Theo.
DEAD!




...come back later. i'll be waiting for you in the back room, hottie.
Score.