Strange Letter

Author: Milk_is_Delicious

Date: April 8, 2004

I once received a letter
Dear Trevor.....
...I rarely drive steamboats...
...There is a shitload of stuff you don't know about me...
Oh, and P.S......
...This is what the Alphabet would look like if "Q" and "R" wasn't in it....
Ok, and Why the Hell Am I holding a hammer?