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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
-Jules Winnfield: Pulp Fiction

Jackie Key at Chic-Fil-A

by Milk_is_Delicious
4-06-04

Jackie Key at Chic-Fil-A


	I wonder what June is doing


	Can I get a number 1?


	...


	Uh Hello

Maybe a Joke


	Yeah, I should follow her

Kevin and Charles at it again

by Milk_is_Delicious
4-06-04

Charles and Kevin at it again


	I tell you the Kings will beat the Lakers in the Playoffs


	But they are on a losing...


	So. they will recover in time for the playoffs


	Then we will beat you

4 Hours Later


	............................................................ You see, you can't argue with a Kings fan

Scared of Clowns

by Milk_is_Delicious
4-06-04

I Have always been scared of Clowns....


	I think It all started when I was a kid....


	I remember I was at the Circus....


	I hate my job

And a Clown killed my dad

Stock Tips

by Milk_is_Delicious
4-06-04

One day at the Golf Resort in the mid nineties


	So why shouldn't I invest in that again?


	I know you think they will make it, but coffee stores can't get enough profit.

I never took stock tips since


	So If not, Which should I go for


	Ok, just the Question, invest all your money in Enron, forget Starbucks

Present Day....


	What went Wrong???


	You took my advice???

A "Comedian" try's his shot at an audience part 1

by Milk_is_Delicious
4-08-04


	Right, Ok. What's the Deal with Domestic violence?


	I mean what's so domestic about it???


	You know, Domestic means, well i don't know, but that's what you call a dog...anybody?

A "Comedian" try's his shot at an audience part 2

by Milk_is_Delicious
4-08-04


	Well I think that was pretty funny, I hope I don't disturb you nap....


	What about that Trix the Rabbit...I mean if you are a talking rabbit, couldn't you just beat the hell out of those kids?


	This isn't even on....thank god for that

Strange Letter

by Milk_is_Delicious
4-08-04

I once received a letter


	Dear Trevor.....


	...I rarely drive steamboats...


	...There is a shitload of stuff you don't know about me...


	Oh, and P.S......


	...This is what the Alphabet would look like if "Q" and "R" wasn't in it....


	Ok, and Why the Hell Am I holding a hammer?

Evil Kinevil

by Milk_is_Delicious
4-11-04

A few years After Evil Kinevil's Bike Crash....


	So Evil, What were you thinking? Right before you hit the Ground?


	I was thinkin....Hey did I leave the Iron On?


	And then my Leg Snapped in half....


	And then I was thinkin.....hmm mayby I should get a puppy


	....


	What do think I was thinkin? I was thinking AHHHHHHHH!!!!... .......I hope that sums it up for you

Ode to Mitch Hedberg

by Milk_is_Delicious
4-11-04

So I bought a donut


	And Here is your reciept....


	I don't need a reciept for the donut. I give you the money, you give me the donut end of transaction.


	....


	We don't need to bring ink and paper into this, can you think of a scernio where I would need to prove I bought a donut.


	Here is your donut


	How do I know you didn't steal this....

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