Ode to Mitch Hedberg

Author: Milk_is_Delicious

Date: April 11, 2004

So I bought a donut
And Here is your reciept....
I don't need a reciept for the donut. I give you the money, you give me the donut end of transaction.
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We don't need to bring ink and paper into this, can you think of a scernio where I would need to prove I bought a donut.
Here is your donut
How do I know you didn't steal this....