Welfare ✔ 101

Author: Miller12

Date: July 14, 2017

by Miller12
7-14-17
Timmy, I will have you know my grade point average genius!
Little Miss Lucy! Lets see your test scores after you have had a few alcohol beverages under your belt and there is a boy using his brute force to get on top of you.
I am an avid reader and In excellerated classes .I do not need mind altering subtances to act like a lady.I like to be aware of my surroundings!
Bartender! I May need a few drinks to process all this information. Bartender! Could you please make me a malted cocktail!
In that case! You may want to call your friends in advance and tell them a girl took away your virginity.
That drink is called Assualt with a deadly weapon. Does that bear come with a contingency plan?