Stem Cells, Fetuses, Whatevah

Author: MinimalisticCyborg

Date: July 29, 2005

I only need about 2 million more aborted fetuses for my stem cell research to be complete!
I'll give Bill Frist and Nancy Reagan a call and see what I can do.
Less than 2 years later
Success!... FUCK this one didn't come out right either!
Redlo Slifkon leblerton muuuuuuuuuh halp meh.. payn..
Ok I've created and have had to kill 600 of the retards now, this shit isn't working like we planned!
What the hell do you want 'me' to do about it? I'm friggin Ron Reagan, not God! Get back to work!