Fingore Lots Chickens is my RPing character.

Author: MisfitUriel

Date: July 9, 2003

by MisfitUriel
7-09-03
One day whilst cruising around funky town, go-go the red-eyed robot came upon Fingore the red robot.
What's the matter Fingore? Did your GOD DAMN PENTIUM 4 PROCESSOR MELT AGAIN OR IS IT JUST MY IMAGINATION THAT INTEL SUCKS?
No, it's not that...It's just....Just that....that I JUST REALIZED THAT I DON'T HAVE SEXUAL ORGANS!! wwwwwwhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! (wails like a little british lad whose socks are on fire)
Oh...well, cheer up buddy. You have a farm and you love farming...so you can farm 4eva!! cause that's what robots do. Live 4eva. You have lots of chickens right? you love chickens Fingore.
Yea, you're right!!! That's great! STUPID british. They can't screw up farming for me! I'll have a new name too!!! Sir Fingore Lots...chickens. DAMN.
Hmm... I see your problem.
God damn british wankers, building me without sexual organs and ruining farming for me forever, 4EVA! bloody hell.