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by Moist
6-05-06
Hey, how you doin wit yo fine ass
exuse me
ye im talkin to you how you come on down to my pad for some a that sweet sex
ye baby, id like some of that, alright lets go fuck
Dam i cant wait to get her in bed!!!!! And then i make some babys then she will have to mary me.hahahahah
I hope he never figures out im really a man, and that i have rabies. but if he wants babies. i can give him babys, just deformed ones.but its alright, i will just eat his balls later,yuuuummmmyyy

 

by Moist
6-05-06
You son of a bitch you fucked my wife and then assfucked my brother, what the hell is wrong with you
Listen buddy your wife had it comin alright, i dont know how to break this to you but, your wife is a 5 star hooker.
O My God. What a bitch! But wait, why did you assfuck my brother
Ummmm, listen ,uh, i dont know how to tell you this but,ummm, your brother is a five star hooker
But... so your tellin me that my wife and brother, are five star hookers. Bullshit!!!
ummm... listen buddy, i dont know how to break this to you but,buddy, your a five star hooker.You, You, YOU, your all freakin hookers and sluts, fuck you , fuck you ya whore

 

by Moist
6-05-06
You son of a bitch you fucked my wife and then assfucked my brother, what the hell is wrong with you
Listen buddy your wife had it comin alright, i dont know how to break this to you but, your wife is a 5 star hooker.
O My God. What a bitch! But wait, why did you assfuck my brother
Ummmm, listen ,uh, i dont know how to tell you this but,ummm, your brother is a five star hooker
But... so your tellin me that my wife and brother, are five star hookers. Bullshit!!!
ummm... listen buddy, i dont know how to break this to you but,buddy, your a five star hooker.You, You, YOU, your all freakin hookers and sluts, fuck you , fuck you ya whore

 

by Moist
6-05-06
So um... you go to the beach allot, becouse i burry my nuts at the beach.
oh really, weel thats great... ummmm. what exactley are you
Im a squirl you stupid fuckhead, what you cryin about dushbag, what, your that god dam motherfucking stupid man, dam, who fucks you at night your god dam momma.
what did i do to you man, listen man screw you, i dont need this bullshit from some mother fucking squirl right now alright, what the fuck man. fuck you. i bet you masterbate to your nuts at night .
Wholy shit man alright, take it easy man wholy sweet titty fucking christ man.
I will kill you mother fucker , i will eat you alive and feed the remains to the dogs you son of a bitch. Fuck you now prepare to die asshole

 

by Moist
6-05-06
Hello little girl, do you want to have some fun with me. I have toys and games... and ballooooons.
Im sorry sir but im not allowed to talk to strangers. But do you have any barbie dolls
Oh no little one, its all at the party, we will have allot of fun, food animals, sex...
What was the last one
ummmm.... animals, listen just get in the god dam car little girl so i get sexually melest you, rape you, fuck you, then kill you and eat the remains
o my god what the fuck is wrong with you, well fuck you, i could totally kick your ass mother fucker. i will rip your dick of so you better fuck off, cause your my bitch now. asshole!

 

by Moist
6-05-06
Well its nice being on this date with you, you amish man.Oh man i want to just grab your big hairy balls!
Wow, Listen dood, I may be gay but im not rushing into sex right away dood. Just chill romeo
Ok, im sorry man it wont ever happen again... ever. Im just really excited about... sucking your big long penis all night long. uuuhhhhhhhh man.
dam dood will you settle down, i just want to eat dinner man. I dont want to rush into things, dam! Listen to me, calm the fuck down.
alright im so so sorry, it was a mistake, im sorry. ahhhhh, man i could fuck you all night, oh yeah baby uhhhh!
Dood what the fuck is your prpblome, fuck off you pervert, this is bullshit, im outa here you faget!!!!!!

 

by Moist
6-05-06
Where ya gonna go now bugs, cause ive got you right were I want you, hee hee hee!
AAAYYYY, Sup Bitch. So Ya wana fight now do ya, cause ill, give ya a fight!!!
Now, im going to stab you with this siringe, then i will cut off all your limbs, thenpluck out your eyeballs. After, i will bash open your skull and eat your brain. Then eat all your vital organs.
Oh now are you, well guess what you flaming ass nugget, ive gut weapons, allot, and ill shove everything straight up your big, smelly, moldy. multiflavored,deformed blubber coverd hole in your ass!!!!
What a Dumba$$!Nobody screws with Bugs! Oh well, at least the whole world suferd except for me. Now im gonna go bang my wife and Slauter my children. Then hang myself. That sounds like fun!!

 

by Moist
6-06-06
Wow man, thats one upseting story im gonna remember for a long time, Dam. So she dumped you for that guy, WOW!!
( Sigh), well its alright, she wont be dating him anymore, why you ask, becouse I killed that slut. I nailed her to the wall in the attic.
Wow man calm down, I know how you feel but you should relax for a second. Dont do anything you would regret. Listen man, we should grab some cofee, see a movie. Then we could go and have some fun!
You see, this is what i did to her except alot worse, and alot bloodier too!!!! Oh and a quick question before i go completley nuts, are you gay. Becouse seriousley man, grab a cofee. What the fuck.
Oh my god man, holy shit, listen im gonna get the fuck outa here ok, But you just relax and try to burn to death and rot in hell, good luck with that. And also ummmm, i am gay. But you dont like bacon
Oh shit, i forget i ate live C4!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!!! My eyes, my eyes. My skin is melting. Sweet titty fucking christ. AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

 

by Moist
6-07-06
Dood wholy shit, i should not have smoked that weed dood, whoooo!!!
Ummmmm... dood theres a nail in your head... i think you should lay off the weed dood!!!
Ohhhhh, my freakin head, were the hell am i, Its so hot!!! Who the hell are you and Why the hell does my ass hurt so fuckin bad!!! What, what happened to that squirl!!! , Holy Shit im confused...
Ummmmm... hi i just pulled this cat out of your ass... ummmmm... Yeah thats gonna cost 10,000 dollors!!
Dont ever ever sniff crack off a hookers ass like i did. Or else you will get moose aids and think firmen are squirls and think heat means pain. if ya do yull die!!!
ummmm... ye uhhh... we did all we could, i managed to pull the cat outa your ass.. but it ripped up your insides, you will probabley die any second, also you have moose aids, that'll be 10,000 dolla!
Wait, so what happened!! I was at my house smoking weed, then i put a nail threw my head. everythin went blurry and there was a squirl. wait maybe the heat resembled pain! maybe the fireman is squirl!

 

by Moist
6-07-06
Wow man chill, i didnt mean to rape your wife ok... it was an accident! OK
Im gonna kick your ass you son of a bitch!! how about i blow your brains out and then watch you burn to death.
Ok... how do i kill this guy hmmmm.... i know i will nuke him. but how would i do that without killing myself... well i will take my chances.
hahahahah, now its time to die.. any last words...
Oh shit i accidentley pressed the button to drop the nukes!! So this is what its like to die... wow!! Why are you a goat...
I dont know, why are you a chicken... this is weird!!! that stupid MOIST guy did it.. god dam him!!! well, we are so totalley fucked dood, i mean really!!

 

by Moist
6-07-06
Oh man i canot believe this, god damit!!!
Whats Wrong
It said that hell is being remaid into a delitful city
Wow thats great, now we get to live in peace and harmony... whats so bad about that
Well, what hapend was, me and this hunter faut agaINST THE AUTHOR... Moist Then the whole world exploded into hell. So i could do whatever i want. now, but now hes back!!! That means hes gonna kill me
Wow... good luck in Stickman Jimmy #4

 

by Moist
6-07-06

 

by Moist
5-27-07
soon those zombiez are gonna get in here and were gonna be like a dick in a butthole..... FUCKED
Oh shit man your right guess this would be a good time to masterbate and eat the last bagel. Yeah that's right i fuckin called it!
actually, you getting that bagel puts you in an akward position, you see i got the gun... BITCH!!!!!
Well maybe you might reconsider sence i already stuck my big floppy penis in it and my pubes are stuck to the crust. NOW do you want it?
FUCKA, the shotgun is for pussy's, im gonna chop off your sweaty yet oh soo wrinkley ballsack, then im gonna crush your sopping wet balls, use the flaps of skin as a hat and the pubes as a mustache.
Holy McNasty shitburgers! Im not gonna die from some horny bitch ass muthafucka of a bunny! Well, bitch, ive got the power of a fuckin dinosaur! So kiss my ass!Don't fuk wit me ya stinky pil' a DOUCH!

 

by Moist
5-28-07
Dood I seriousley shouldnt have smoked that SHIT, Im fellin a little funkey!!!
How the FUCK did I get here? I wanna be back at the WHORE house spankin that goth chick! Stupid Snowman!
No, Please no more roaches, weed, smoke, Joints, Blunts, Smoke sticks, Snuffs, Pipes, Marajuana, heroin shots, cristal meth, Bong, Coke, cocaine, Crack, And No More YOU!!! YA TITTY TWISTIN FUCK!!!!!
You must have named every drug in da book. SHIT. I should get the FUCK out of here!
SO do ya want the SHIT or what... I GOT EVERYTHING!!!
Shut The FUCK UP YOU CRAZY SNOWMAN I DONT WANT TO TICKLE YOU GRANDMAS TESTIS

 

by Moist
5-28-07
Ok are you ready to enter the Matrix?
Sure I guess so... uhhhh will it hurt?
We're goin in BITCHES!
Oh my God! I really got to take a piss! Man this sucks!
This is weird!
Your tellin me

 

by Moist
5-28-07
This is akward. uhhhh can I help you?
Give your FUCKIN money, credit cards, checks, the deed to your house, and the right to bang your wife! NOW!!!
Ummmm... Why would I do that? Im just tryin to get to work. I don't want any trouble so please step aside Lobster Skrotes!
Your gonna FUCKIN regret sayin that SHIT! Time to tie your SKRODUM IN A KNOT, HANG YOU FROM YOUR TESTIS ON A TREE, AND RAPE YOUR WIFE! And im gonna do it in front of your kids!
Later at work
Remember to file those papers. ASAP!
BITCH...

 

by Moist
5-28-07
...So then I chopped off the entire nutsack. No joke the whole thing!
Ho ho ho ho-larious
Well Santa, I must be going I've got a man by the name of Donald on my list to "visit"
Well I must go too
Later that day...
Ummmmm Are you Donald?
Oh SHIT...

 

by Moist
5-28-07
Soon all you humans will bow down to my lord, COCK......... ROACH!! You will feed him bits of pig turd through a straw while fanning and wafting him with your pink furry rabbit nutsack-ola!!!!
Not on my watch you sick twisted fuck-ola!!! Your race will be my slaves and each day i will take pleasure in feeding you roach FUCKS to the pit of torture involving giant harry man eating vagina APES
Yes!! My men are arising from the flaming pits of hell, my lord shall be pleased with my work, now, get on your knees and tickle my creepy crawley Slopy Joe of a Roach penis while i stroke my PUBIES!!
WHAT THE FUCK...... FIRST OF ALL I WILL PUT YOU ON YOUR KNEES THEN IM GONNA PERSONALEY RIP THE SKIN FROM YOUR ROACH SACK EAT THE FLEES FROM THE WRINKLES AND SLERP-A-DERP YOUR NUTSACK CREAM BITCH!!!
HOLY SHIT DUDE!! RELAX.. you know what i will go over there for a minute and shit myself and... actually ill give it to you and i dont know you can feed it to those vagina apes you were talking about!
I SHALL SUMMON SATIN UPON YOUR SOUL HIM AND SHALL FEEST UPON YOUR ETERNAL ORGANS... AND DONT WORRY I WILL MAKE SURE YOU LIVE THROUGH IT SO I CAN WATCH YOU DIE, AND THEN SHOVING MY ENTIRE COCK IN YOU

 

by Moist
5-29-07
uh, hey, Bill. I've been havin some problems... gas problems. It just keeps coming! Should I see a doctor?
My advise, Fred, would be to just let it all out...you know what i mean?
Ohhhhhh yeah
Oh...Sorry Bill

 

by Moist
5-29-07
Sooooo...You must be the new kid. What's your name sonny?
Yah, Yah, I am Commander Frodo of the Gacho Galaxy!
Right...Shouldn't you be at space camp or something? Not kindergarten...
What am I too adult for you? Well you know what I say to that...FUCK YOU!FUCK YOU AND YOUR LITTLE FAGGOT KIDS!
Grow some pubes you PUSSY BITCH MUTHAFUCKA and stop cursing in front of the kids before I whoop your ANUS!
You know that's not nice to say in front of kids.

 

by Moist
5-29-07
If anyone knew about this would they tell?
I hope not. Our reps would be trashed.
I know those outcasts that worship me sure would be PISSED!
Yeah and I don't think the Bible says anything about me being GAY.
Maybe we should just come clean.
Your right im really a woman.

 

by Moist
5-29-07
Uhhh... yeah umm what is it that you serve here... exactley
(Sigh) we got chicken, chicken nuggets, chiken sticks, chicken fries, chicken wings, chicken limbs, chicken juice, chicken testies, chicken pube milkshake, and a monkey ass toped with fudge!!!!
Wow you have quite a collection, now was that the entire menu or just your personal favorites?
Well honestley i dont have any favorites, actually ill' let you in on a little secret..... the dip.......RINO SEMIN!!!
HAVE A NICE DAY....

 

by Moist
5-30-07
Ok the popo will never look here! Looks like were in the clear. Ha ha ha!
Shouldn't we where like disguises or something? I mean it's not that hard to find a talking penguin and rabbit with a gun and 2 tons of stolen coquaine!
Don't have such bad confidence we'll get out ok maybe if we smoke it all...
Good idea! Here we go!
This...is...awsesome! You...look...like...a...FAGGOT
FUCK THE POPO DAWG! I'm gonna wack that guy with MAN TITTIES OF STEEL, SLAP HIM WITH MY BALLS, AND MAKE SOUP FROM MY TURDS AND SEMEN AND FORCE IT DOWN HIS THROAT. AND...OHH FUCK IT

 

by Moist
6-12-07
He he he, Joe will never see it coming. Now remember, I'm Tito the Man-Eating Radish and your Poopy the reigndeer turd.
I know I know but this costume is so uncomfortable. And why am i a turd? Im gettin out here. Do this your self.
Boogity boogity boo. Hah I'm Tito fear me Wah ha ha ha ha!
Uhhhhhh Frank...what the HELL are doin? GET THE FUCK OUT MY FACE ROOOOOAAAAARRRR!!!!
AHHHHHHH!!! Jesus save me PLLLLLEEEEEAAAASSSEEE!!!
Never! this shall teach you a lesson you stupid Radish Bwah ha ha ha ha!!!!!

 

by Moist
8-01-07
ha ha, now ive got you little girl, i hav been eager to squirt my bacon grease into a koreans puss-puss for some time!
o my golly gee!
golly gee is right bitch now if you will get on yo knees and do a little deep fried dingley jingley to my crispy pork shlong!!
oh my gosh somebody call the police this guy's hard and crispy for my virgin hole of pleasure!!
hay who the hell are you where are me sluts, i dont want no ogre pussy, shit its like fuckin a moldy radish!!!
ooooooohhh, me so horny, so open yo hole and cram my meat and radish in yo ding bacon strip

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