SHIZ HAPPENS WHEN YOU PARTY NAKED

Author: Moist

Date: May 27, 2007

by Moist
5-27-07
soon those zombiez are gonna get in here and were gonna be like a dick in a butthole..... FUCKED
Oh shit man your right guess this would be a good time to masterbate and eat the last bagel. Yeah that's right i fuckin called it!
actually, you getting that bagel puts you in an akward position, you see i got the gun... BITCH!!!!!
Well maybe you might reconsider sence i already stuck my big floppy penis in it and my pubes are stuck to the crust. NOW do you want it?
FUCKA, the shotgun is for pussy's, im gonna chop off your sweaty yet oh soo wrinkley ballsack, then im gonna crush your sopping wet balls, use the flaps of skin as a hat and the pubes as a mustache.
Holy McNasty shitburgers! Im not gonna die from some horny bitch ass muthafucka of a bunny! Well, bitch, ive got the power of a fuckin dinosaur! So kiss my ass!Don't fuk wit me ya stinky pil' a DOUCH!