Final Fantasy vs. Pitfall

Author: Moltar

Date: March 12, 2004

by Moltar
3-12-04
Location: Cloud's Laboratory
Master Cloud, we have run into our first victim, Pitfall.
Thank you for informing FanBoy. I have been getting tired of doing nothing so far.
Mission: Win the Contest
Last year, I was able to win the Summer Contest, now a Final Fantasy Game needs to take the Spring Contest. We must be known as the most dominant game series the world has ever SEEN!
...or make lots of love to the flower girl
Should I inform Aeris?
Yes, you shall. Thanks to this information, we will be having great sex tonight. MWHAHAHA!