Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past vs. Gunstar Heroes

Author: Moltar

Date: April 4, 2004

by Moltar
4-04-04
Knight vs. Cowboy
This is my opponent? Who the hell are you?
Why, I'm a Gunstar Hero, and I'm gonna beat ya today.
Cunning Little Link
Oh yeah? Well, you're goi....Oh My God! It's Zelda! *gets out bomb*
Where? Where? Man, I'm getting horny.
BOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
Sucker..come over here baby, and I'll show you why they call me the "Hero of Time"...It's a metaphor for Sex Machine.