Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time vs. Fallout 2

Author: Moltar

Date: April 20, 2004

by Moltar
4-20-04
This is my strangest idea yet.
Your my next opponent?
Yes master. I'll let you beat me though. Beat me bad.
It's so wrong...
Ewww...
Here, I'll use my magic to make myself a form more pleasing to you. KYAH!
...it's good. Like South Park.
SAMUS! Oh HELL yeah! We gonna get it on.
First, I want you to suck my man juices, then beat me with your sword a while. Remember, make it hurt bad. I like pain.