Metroid Prime vs. Half-Life

Author: Moltar

Date: April 27, 2004

by Moltar
4-27-04
You can do it Gordon...
Oh jeez, it's Samus. I like her so much, I need to think carefully about what I should say.
Hiya Gordon!
SCORE!
Samus...I love you and I think we should start a family. First I want you in my pants!
...Ok, whatever you say.
Ouch...Owned.
Really?!?!
No.