Final Fantasy 7 vs. Super Smash Bros. Melee

Author: Moltar

Date: June 4, 2004

by Moltar
6-04-04
Back at Cloud's lab...
Those Smash Bros. characters think they can jump me from behind, eh? Well, that won't be happening.
Why not chief?
Cloud is one step ahead.
I have already taken care of them.
Where'd you put them?
This comic is about to get crunk.
TO THE WINDOW, TO THE WALL! TO THE SWEAT DROP DOWN AND FALL! TO ALL THESE FEMALES CRAWL!
TO ALL SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET, ALL SKEET SKEET GODDAMN! Mario! Link! Rest of ya'll! Come on, this song is the shiet!