Bowser vs. Guybrush

Author: Moltar

Date: August 17, 2004

by Moltar
8-17-04
Bowser and DK have a talk.
Is this Monkey Island? I'm looking for my opponent, Mari- er, I mean Guybrush.
Yo yo yo, dis is da Island of MC DK. Ya feel me? I got it with da bills I made off Donkey Beatz. Hey, check this, I got my own theme song now.
That DK, getting crazier by the minute.
Oh really?
Hey, this is DK! We gon have a blast! This is DK, ain't coming in last. This is DK, betta run fast. This is DK, or Imma kick yo ass!
Another new album? Geez.
Impressive....I think. I prefer lighter stuff though, like Alternative Rock.
WHAT? Yo, Bowsa, that's wack. Go cop my newest album, "Mic In One Hand, Banana in the Other", dropping in stores today. HOLLA!