Tidus vs. Shadow

Author: Moltar

Date: August 20, 2004

by Moltar
8-20-04
CJay and Tidus, sittin' in a tree.
Tidus, what are you doing in my bedroom?
S-T-A-R-I-N-G
Ok, stop. Tidus, get out of here right now. Your creeping me out with that look...
First comes lov-....yay, boobs!
Hey, this is his wife! LEAVE MY HUSBAND ALONE YOU CREEP!
Your cleavage is showing, and it sickens me, your face also reminds me of a squirrel I ran over today...