Tommy V. vs. Max P.

Author: Moltar

Date: August 25, 2004

by Moltar
8-25-04
Tommy is so fat.
Ok Max, we are going to fight, but before we do, can you get me a sandwich?
No! I am Max Payne. I am only supposed to bring the pain!
Such a fatty.
The Pain? Is that some kind of new sandwich I have yet to try? Sounds yummy.
You die NOW!
Fatty, Fat, Fat.
Look Max! I'm eating The Pain!
.......Can I have one Tom?