The death of TCU

Author: MonkeyMan1234

Date: June 1, 2006

by MonkeyMan1234
6-01-06
A day in the life of TCU...
Monkey Man: Ha ha, TCU. You're a stupid pink cow-like animal. You suck!!!
TCU: You are right. I suck. Looks like I need to suicide...it truly is my only option.
Monkey Man: Yes. It is. You suck so bad you make BMJ look not sucky. Ha ha ha ha! I roxxz00rz.
TCU: Indeed you do. Sadly, I roxz00rz nobody's boxz00rz. Oh well, time to kill myself.
Monkey Man: YAY!!! He spontaneously combusted! What a loser!
Fuck off, dipshit.