All comics by MonkeyMan1234

 

The death of TCU by MonkeyMan1234 6-01-06
A day in the life of TCU... Monkey Man: Ha ha, TCU. You're a stupid pink cow-like animal. You suck!!! TCU: You are right. I suck. Looks like I need to suicide...it truly is my only option.	Monkey Man: Yes. It is. You suck so bad you make BMJ look not sucky. Ha ha ha ha! I roxxz00rz. TCU: Indeed you do. Sadly, I roxz00rz nobody's boxz00rz. Oh well, time to kill myself.	Monkey Man: YAY!!! He spontaneously combusted! What a loser! Fuck off, dipshit.

 

Heartless by MonkeyMan1234 6-01-06
Monkey Man and Heartless discuss Raw... Monkey Man: I watched Raw last night. It wasn't too bad, Heartless: WOO!!! RAW!!! W-W-E! W-W-E! W-W-E!!!	It gets weirder... Monkey Man: Umm...yeah. Fake Kane was kinda dumb though. Haertless: FAKE KANE!!!! GREATEST GIMMICK EVER!!!!!! I WISH TO BEAR HIS CHILDREN!!!!! WOO!!!! TNA IS THE LOVECHILD OF CEEG AND SATAN!!!!!	The truth comes out... Monkey Man: Are you fucking high? Heartless: High as a kite man....high as a mother fucking kite.

 

Linky by MonkeyMan1234 6-01-06
Monkey Man and Linky make small talk... Monkey Man: So.....what you been up to? Linky: Oh, not much. It's been pretty boring lately.	Monkey Man: You know.....this isn't really a banana... Linky: It isn't???	Linky doesn't react real well... Monkey Man: No...it's a joint, man......laced with acid. Linky: I'M FREAKING OUT!!!!! AH!!!! SPIDERS!!!! THEY'RE BITING MY HEAD OFF!!!!

 

MSG by MonkeyMan1234 6-01-06
Monkey Man and MSG chat... Monkey Man: Wow MSG.....you're really pale. MSG: Yeah, well.....this is the first time I've left my computer chair in...hmmm...three months.	MSG gets offended... Monkey Man: Computer chair??? MSG: Err....my computer steel reinforced couch. ARE YOU DONE MOCKING ME???	...But his love of food gives him a change of heart. Monkey Man: Those are nice man boobs you got. MSG: Thank you. Now if you don't mind, could you fill up my food bag?

 

Joey Rivera by MonkeyMan1234 6-01-06
Monkey Man tries to convince Joey Rivera to go to more ROH shows... Monkey Man: You know Joey, you should really go to more ROH shows when they run near you. Joey Rivera: Hmm....	Joey doesn't take the hint... Monkey Man: They're a ton of fun. It's an environment like nothing else in the world. Joey Rivera: Well....I could, but....no. I don't really want to.	...So Monkey Man busts out the big guns. Monkey Man: GO TO AN ROH SHOW NOW BEFORE I GET CEEG TO GIVE YOU A LAP DANCE!!!!

 

Ummm......yeah. by MonkeyMan1234 6-01-06
I'm bored.	Bored. Bored. Bored.	Why is there a giant dust penis pointed at my face?

 

Ceeg by MonkeyMan1234 6-01-06
Ceeg looks for people to introduce his girlfriend to... Ceeg: Hey guys!!! Meet my hot girlfriend!!!	Monkey Man: ...She's an old lady... Hey TCU, look at the old bitch sleeping with Ceeg. TCU: MOM????	Later that night... Ceeg: Oh damn, baby. You're so sexy with that cane. C'mon, dirty talk to me with that Don West mask on again. Shut the fuck up, Ceeg. You better have remembered your Viagra...I'm a horny bitch who wants to cum.

 

Sorry, Ceeg. by MonkeyMan1234 6-01-06
Monkey Man apologizes... Ceeg: Too far, dude. Monkey Man: I know. I'm sorry for that.	However, being forgiven is not his fate... Ceeg: Not good enough. You're gonna die now. Monkey Man: What????	....Being squashed by 1200 pounds is. MSG: Ceeg has ordered me to sit on you. Monkey Man: NOOOOO!!!!!!

 

NoMercyGamer by MonkeyMan1234 6-01-06
NoMercyGamer: I am a ninja. Give me all your money! Monkey Man: No.	NoMercyGamer: Please? Monkey Man: Fuck you, man. I need my cash for bitches and hos.	NoMercyGamer: Fine. Meet my ninja skillz. ALAKAZAAM!!! .....You really are a douche bag.

 

MJB by MonkeyMan1234 6-01-06
MJB hires a prostitute... Umm.....MJB? Are you gonna fuck me or what? Standing here still counts...you'll have to pay me regardless. MJB: I'd rather you just stand there and watch my mad computer skills...	Finally, she's had enough. Umm....I'm a hooker. Well...fine. I'm leaving. MJB: Ok, whatever. There's some cash on the table, just take that.	Later that night... MJB: Oh yeah. Time for some hot and kinky computer sex. It's time for me to add some more RAM. Open wide!

 

Masa by MonkeyMan1234 6-01-06
There's something different about Masa... Masa: Hey, Monkey Man. What's up? Monkey Man: Ummm....not much. ...Say...you look different.	Masa: Yeah. I painted myself blue. Monkey Man: Why'd you do that?	Pimp on, Skeeter. Pimp on. Masa: Now I'm pimpin' like Skeeter. HONK HONK! Monkey Man: I EAT MY SUGAR CEREAL, BUT IT MAKES MY TEETH BACTERIAL!!!!

 

Ceeg vs. WWEGSB by MonkeyMan1234 6-01-06
The war wages on... Ceeg: I like video games. Random GSBer: No you don't, Ceeg. The games you like are so crappy they cannot actually be called video games.	And on and on and on.... Ceeg: I like TNA too. Random GSBer: I am so kicking your ass.	Opinions...gotta love 'em. I am the ground. I like it when people rub against me. It gets me wet with desire. CONFORM TO MY OPINIONS, CEEG!!!!

 

BMJ by MonkeyMan1234 6-01-06
BMJ is gangsta'... BMJ: Yo yo yo, Monkey Man. BM to the Jizzle is in the hizzle!!! Holla for me, playa. Monkey Man: What. The. Fuck.	BMJ: Yo, I traded in my white boy threads and became a gangsta' pimp. Ya feelin' me? Monkey Man: But....you're black....you were white....	BMJ: Man, I went under the knife fo shizzle yo. I gots surgery to change my appearance, dog. Monkey Man: That's it...no more banana shaped joints for me.

 

The Epic Battle... by MonkeyMan1234 6-01-06
The battle of good vs. evil... Monkey Man: I WILL BE VICTORIOUS!!!! Satan: No. It is I who shall be the victor. I shall punch you to death. MWAHAHAHA!!!!	But Satan has a weakness... Monkey: Force field.....ACTIVATE!!!! Satan: What the fuck? NOOO!!!!! I'M ALLERGIC TO FORCE FIELDS!!! THEY CAUSE ME TO DIE!!!!!!!	An hour later... Monkey Man: Hey Jesus....I fucking kicked Satan's ass. You fucking roxxz00rz my b00xz00rz. You truly are teh 1337ness. Teh winnar is j00.

 

Botty by MonkeyMan1234 6-02-06
Monkey Man: What's up, Botty? Botmaster: Oh not much. Been working on some sprites...that's about it.	The conversation gets weird... Monkey Man: Cool. ROH looks sweet Saturday. Botmaster: Yesterday on the top floor of the Sears Tower I shit out a cat playing with a yarn ball shaped to look like a mouse.	...And then weirder... Monkey Man: That from Mr. Show? Botmaster: No. Why do you ask?

 

The Battle of Onomatopoeia by MonkeyMan1234 6-03-06
A battle of epic proportions... Zap is better than splat. Nuh uh. STFU, n00b.	Who win break this stalemate??? No u. NO U!!!!	Zap will. I want to chop your fucking head off, gut it, and skull fuck it until it's completely filled up with love juices.

 

TCU dies......again. by MonkeyMan1234 6-03-06
Monkey Man: TCU, like my kangaroo costume? TCU: Yes I do. Say....why is that gun pointed at me? Is it because I suck and deserve to die a painful death?	Monkey Man: Why yes it is. TCU: Oh good. I'm so worthless that I deserve to die. I fucking suck so bad that the Great Khali looks awesome compared to me. I'm so stupid that if fatness was smartness, MSG would be a twig.	Monkey Man: DIE, MOTHA FUCKA, DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TCU: Thank you. I'm such a worthless sack of shit that I deserved that. As a reward, please have sex with the attractive female members of my family if I have any.

 

BMJ and TCU by MonkeyMan1234 6-10-06
BMJ's pimpin' magic... BMJ: Yo yo yo, TCU. I be a magical pimp, dawg. Fo shizzle, it's BM to the Jizzle. TCU: .....Magical pimp?	What will he do to TCU? BMJ: It be the truth, my pink cow-like friend. I'll prove my magical pimp skillz. They's skillz that killz, playa. TCU: Ummm....ok...	...He'll piss on him. BMJ: ALAKAZIZZLE!!! ABBA CADBRIZZLE!!! I've got to pissizzle!!! TCU: You're an asshole.

 

BMJ's cat by MonkeyMan1234 1-19-07
Monkey's comics make a long awaited return. I'm bored. There's nothing to do...	Suddenly, Monkey Man gets an idea! Now where's that cat...?	Here, Mickey. Have some pot. It's good for you. Lace it with coke and acid. I don't smoke no pussy shit.

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