TCU dies......again.

Author: MonkeyMan1234

Date: June 3, 2006

by MonkeyMan1234
6-03-06
Monkey Man: TCU, like my kangaroo costume?
TCU: Yes I do. Say....why is that gun pointed at me? Is it because I suck and deserve to die a painful death?
Monkey Man: Why yes it is.
TCU: Oh good. I'm so worthless that I deserve to die. I fucking suck so bad that the Great Khali looks awesome compared to me. I'm so stupid that if fatness was smartness, MSG would be a twig.
Monkey Man: DIE, MOTHA FUCKA, DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TCU: Thank you. I'm such a worthless sack of shit that I deserved that. As a reward, please have sex with the attractive female members of my family if I have any.