Santa meets T-Rex

Author: Montross

Date: December 20, 2002

by Montross
12-20-02
Late one Christmas eve...
Merry Christmas, Dinosaur!
What the fuck?? I existed in the late Triassic! You're a mythical elf based on a minor saint of the middle ages!
And I'm drinking coffee! And how do I even fit in this house! And how are you the same size as me! I'm supposed to be 40 ft. from head to tail!
Well, Christmas is a magical time...
This world really needs another asteroid collision.