All comics by Montross

 

Santa meets T-Rex by Montross 12-20-02
Late one Christmas eve... Merry Christmas, Dinosaur! What the fuck?? I existed in the late Triassic! You're a mythical elf based on a minor saint of the middle ages!	And I'm drinking coffee! And how do I even fit in this house! And how are you the same size as me! I'm supposed to be 40 ft. from head to tail!	Well, Christmas is a magical time... This world really needs another asteroid collision.

 

Untitled by Montross 12-20-02
		Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

 

The burning question answered: Why snowmen go to Hell. by Montross 12-21-02
Only if you except me into your life will you be saved from the fiery pit. Fiery pit? Man, I'd like to avoid that! Too bad my mouth doesn't work or I'd confess my faith.	All done with my snowman! Oh man, that was hot! The carrot being shoved in always does it for me.	Oh yeah? I always liked that too, except they'd shove the carrot up my- That's great, could we talk about something else?

 

performance art by Montross 12-22-02
ground your forcess troup but your not my father	trouble in assvilee fig trees all you all fags!!!	following what? chopping down spiggit, yeah thats the ticket

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