The burning question answered: Why snowmen go to Hell.

Author: Montross

Date: December 21, 2002

by Montross
12-21-02
Only if you except me into your life will you be saved from the fiery pit.
Fiery pit? Man, I'd like to avoid that! Too bad my mouth doesn't work or I'd confess my faith.
All done with my snowman!
Oh man, that was hot! The carrot being shoved in always does it for me.
Oh yeah? I always liked that too, except they'd shove the carrot up my-
That's great, could we talk about something else?