What's the point of rocket underpants?

Author: Morpheus

Date: December 11, 2003

by Morpheus
12-11-03
I need to pep up my circus routine a bit.
Any suggestions?
Well, you could whore yourself out to a hundred fat chicks for a hundred bucks each.
For the last time, I'm not gonna let you watch.
Whatever. You know you want to do it.