An Average Day At Wal-Mart

Author: Mouchi

Date: April 5, 2002

by Mouchi
4-05-02
Heewwooo mister! My Mommy said I can buy ULTRA KILLER SEX COMMANDO 3 today!
Awww...aren't you just the cutest little thing...sure you can have ULTRA KILLER SEX COMMANDO 3...you sweet little darling...
Hey man...I'm here to get the new ULTRA KILLER SEX COMMANDO 3
...Does your mommy know that you're trying to buy this mature game? It contains graphic sex, violence, and cursing..I don't think she'd like a little guy like you playing such an adult game...
I'm 35....
You had better show me some ID quick little boy, or I'm gonna have to go find your mommy and tell her what a naughty little boy you've been.