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by Mouchi
4-04-02
Just an ordianry day at the Local Blockbuster's...or IS it??
Will this be all sir?
Yep, just this PS2 game...
Ok, lemme just see your membership card..uh..wait..it appears you have a $1,253 late fee for Debbie Does Dallas on the X-Box..
WHAT!? I don't own an X-Box! And that's not even a damn game! I'm not paying for your bullshit service!
And thus, Blockbuster's steals another victory from the grasps of intellegence...
Oh..I see...well then. I guess te only way to handle this fee is by..STEALING YOUR SOUL!!
ACK!

 

by Mouchi
4-04-02
Just an ordianry day at the Local Blockbuster's...or IS it??
Welcome to Blockbusters. Will this be all sir?
Yep, just renting this PS2 game...
Ok, lemme just see your membership card..uh..wait..it appears you have a $1,253 late fee for... Debbie Does Dallas on the X-Box system..
WHAT!? I don't own an X-Box! And that's not even a damn game! I'm not paying for your bullshit service!
And thus, Blockbusters steal another victory from the clutches of intellegence...
Oh..I see...well then. I guess the only way to handle this fee is by..STEALING YOUR SOUL!!
ACK!

 

by Mouchi
4-05-02
Kleetus discovers that online gaming has gone to the cheaters of the world...
Stupid damn TK's(Team Killers) on Counter-Strike!!!
You Have Just Been Sniped By Friendly Fire
...and that no one can play a decent game unless they cheat also...
Damnit! I HATE these lame PK's(People Killers) on Diablo 2!
You Were Killed...You Lost 30,000 gold and Some Experience
..thus Kleetus tries his new game plan on an unsuspecting victim...
DUDE!!! Why the hell did you just unplug my controller! I was about to whip your ass!
eh..I guess you can just call me a FK...Friend Killer!

 

by Mouchi
4-05-02
Heewwooo mister! My Mommy said I can buy ULTRA KILLER SEX COMMANDO 3 today!
Awww...aren't you just the cutest little thing...sure you can have ULTRA KILLER SEX COMMANDO 3...you sweet little darling...
Hey man...I'm here to get the new ULTRA KILLER SEX COMMANDO 3
...Does your mommy know that you're trying to buy this mature game? It contains graphic sex, violence, and cursing..I don't think she'd like a little guy like you playing such an adult game...
I'm 35....
You had better show me some ID quick little boy, or I'm gonna have to go find your mommy and tell her what a naughty little boy you've been.

 

by Mouchi
4-05-02
..and I walked in and saw Henry playing a game where the objective was to cut off as many heads as possible and dimember the bodies!
...and I said "Henry! Stop playing that evil Satan game before the Lord comes down and smites you. Don't you know that garbage like this causes violence!"
Uh...honey...*hic*...we all outta Miller...*hic* how's about you run that fat ass on over to the store and grab *hic* me another case..*hic*
How's about you shut the fuck up Leroy! Go back to the damn trailer before I bitch slap your lazy ass to the dumpster, cut off your "piece", and break that bottle over your fucking head!
Yes ma'am..*hic*

 

by Mouchi
4-05-02
What's This?! $10 a month to play my PS2 online! SCREW THAT!! What, do they think I'm made of money or something?!
...and in recent news...Sony has announced that their fee for online gaming will be $10 a month...
You've got mail!
Hmm...
Would you like to continue your BEST OF NUDE CELEBRITIES subscription? If so...please continue your monthly payment of $75.
Hell yea I would! God I hope they got some Anna Kornicova this month!

 

by Mouchi
4-05-02
Hey...do you guys have "Brittney Spear's Dance Beat" for the PS2 in yet?
...
...?
...sooo, you wanna "BEAT" to "Brittney's Dance", eh?
Crap...How'd HE know! .....don't make eye contact...don't make eye contact...

 

by Mouchi
4-05-02
Step 1: Pick Your Enemy And Ally For The Day
Hmmm...What System should I diss today......XBox?...nah...did that one yesterday. Gamecube?...eh..too many already....PS2?...hmm..yes..I'll get that "black brick" today...hehehe...
Step 2: Pick Your Insults For The Day
Let's see...X-Box ROXORS!!! PS2 SUX!!!!!! THE "BLACK BRICK" IS FOR LOSERS!!!!! PS2 IS KIDDY!! THE PS2 HAS NO GOOD GAMES!!!! THE PS2'S ONLINE PLANS WILL FAIL! ( *hmm.. those will work nicely*)
Step 3: Show 'Em Just How Immature You Can Be
Muahaha! That's right you stupid gamers! I own you with my childish comments!!....(man, I wish my mommy would buy me a next-gen system so bad..)

 

by Mouchi
4-05-02
On a neighborhood sidewalk...
Dernit...I'm tired of video game companies selling games just because of the sex...stupid money grubbers are always suckering us kids....
..from now on, I VOW not to buy another game relating to sexual content just to get some cheap thrills...I play video games because of the good WHOLESOME entertainment!
DUDE! I just bought Fear Effect 3 and it shows the WHOLE tit!!!!
Are you serious?!?! What the hell are we waiting for?! Let's go play it!

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