3 Steps To Being a Video Game FANBOY

Author: Mouchi

Date: April 5, 2002

by Mouchi
4-05-02
Step 1: Pick Your Enemy And Ally For The Day
Hmmm...What System should I diss today......XBox?...nah...did that one yesterday. Gamecube?...eh..too many already....PS2?...hmm..yes..I'll get that "black brick" today...hehehe...
Step 2: Pick Your Insults For The Day
Let's see...X-Box ROXORS!!! PS2 SUX!!!!!! THE "BLACK BRICK" IS FOR LOSERS!!!!! PS2 IS KIDDY!! THE PS2 HAS NO GOOD GAMES!!!! THE PS2'S ONLINE PLANS WILL FAIL! ( *hmm.. those will work nicely*)
Step 3: Show 'Em Just How Immature You Can Be
Muahaha! That's right you stupid gamers! I own you with my childish comments!!....(man, I wish my mommy would buy me a next-gen system so bad..)