Corporal Paul shows off his hacking abilities!

Author: Mouse_Nightshirt

Date: September 14, 2002

Nuclear Storage Facility. Restricted entry. Go away if you're a hacker.
I am Corporal Paul! I am programmed with every single hacking command known to man!
BUZZ! BEEP! WHISTLE! ALERT! NUCLEAR DESCTRUCTION IMMINENENT!
Hmm, seems like I made a mistake,,,