All comics by Mr._Wackums

 

Every day in every way he's looking better and better by Mr._Wackums 1-22-01
THERE ARE MANY WAYS TO MAKE A DIET MORE APPEALING	SOME SAY IT HELPS TO DRESS YOUR FOOD UP	I SAY IT STILL LOOKS LIKE CELERY

 

Long Live Michael Bailey Smith by Mr._Wackums 1-23-01
It's clobberin time!	I look outside and I see nonething but filth. Filth and whores. Whores are the cancer of society. Whores are the cancer of my bones. I can feel them eating my bones. THey hide everywhre I see them on	I guess that's enough clobberin now.

 

Beatrix Potter, eat your heart out! by Mr._Wackums 1-30-01
Beat me. No!	C'mon, I've been a bad boy. I said "no"!	Is there no love for the masochist rabbit? Only Clone Love. Bend over.

 

Romance for the New Millenium by Mr._Wackums 2-02-01
		Okay... this is just wrong. Quiet, slave.

 

Save the Last Dance for the Freak by Mr._Wackums 2-03-01
DANCE PARTY!!! Lay it down, G!	Ba-Ba-Ba-Bom-Bom-REPEAT-Ba-Ba-Ba-Bom-Bom-REPEAT-Ba-Ba-Ba-Bom-Bom-REPEATx7853	Hey there. You've got some pretty hot dance moves. What's your name, baby? Give me back my skiiiiiiin!

 

POKEY AND THE NEW LIFE-STYLE by Mr._Wackums 2-03-01
POKEY YOU ARE THE TRANSVESTITE!!! I AM GEARED FOR BATTLE!	POKEY, YOU WILL FIGHT THE ITALIANS IN BATTLE DRESS? YES! MY DRESS IS MAUVE!	POKEY THE MAUVE IS BLINDING ME!!! HOORAY!

 

Return of the Masochist Rabbit! by Mr._Wackums 2-03-01
*Sigh* Sometimes I think I'll always be alone.	I just want someone who will love me for who I am. Who will mercilessly torture and humiliate me. Who will videotape it and send the tape to my parents. Is that so much to ask?	Hey there, little man. Get the hell away from me, you freak!

 

Verkäufer und Polizist by Mr._Wackums 2-03-01
Ihr Kleid ist häßlich. Wir betreten den Himmel!	Die Vögel haben uns verraten! Dieses ist nicht der Himmel! Möglicherweise.	Im Tod-Platz Ich liebe Sie. Gehen Sie weg.

 

Verkäufer und Polizist the American Remake by Mr._Wackums 2-03-01
Please marry me, former high-school sweet-heart. Despite my lingering attraction to you, I'm already engaged to a wealthy real-estate broker.	Besides being your snobby romantic rival, I'm also a member of an underground terrorist group. Funny how that works out, huh? End of the line, mi amigo!	Happy Ending! I do love you after all! Let's get married right away! End of the line, mi amigo!

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