Verkäufer und Polizist the American Remake

Author: Mr._Wackums

Date: February 3, 2001

by Mr._Wackums
2-03-01
Please marry me, former high-school sweet-heart.
Despite my lingering attraction to you, I'm already engaged to a wealthy real-estate broker.
Besides being your snobby romantic rival, I'm also a member of an underground terrorist group. Funny how that works out, huh?
End of the line, mi amigo!
Happy Ending!
I do love you after all! Let's get married right away!
End of the line, mi amigo!