Night Of The Living Cardiac Failure

Author: MrFlibble

Date: March 6, 2008

by MrFlibble
3-06-08
Grrr! Bacon-man here to tell you to eat more pork!
I don't eat ANY pork.
Why not? Bacon is a delicious traditional breakfast food! It's served in millions of homes across the country!
It also causes heart problems, weight gain, and decreased sexual performance.
Shit...I've got to change my diet.
I've got some tofu in my pocket.