Public Service Announcement 1

Author: MrQwerty

Date: January 7, 2003

by MrQwerty
1-07-03
And now, a public service announcement from Ryan
Hi. I'd like to discuss a few things with you. Like why hell sucks, and why living with Cthulhu is a punishment I don't deserve, and quite a lot of other things.
Also, before you think "Oh he's bitching," you don't live here you silly bitch. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE oh hey Jessi- WAIT YOU'RE NOT IN HELL WHAT THE FUCK.
eh. I'm not sure how I got here.
Turns out Jessi is just Cthulhu.
Thank you for brightening my day and then fucking it in the ass without any consideration of lube and tearing it so bad it bleeds and gets infected. Bitch.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA god its so easy to fuck with you. Oh yeah, I figured out how to put you in front of any background at will.