The Life, Times and Death of Dr. James Coon Teng Fatt, pt. 1

Author: MrQwerty

Date: February 15, 2003

by MrQwerty
2-15-03
Mary Coon Teng Fatt finds out she is pregnant with the love child of Jerry Garcia, Jimi Hendrix, or both.
I AM PREGNANT
Her husband, Dave Coon Teng Fatt, finds out about the affair.
I AM FURIOUS
I MUST HAVE THIS CHILD
Dave accepts the child as his own son. Yes, he was born as a full grown man.
I SHALL CALL YOU... JAMES.
WAHHHH WAHHHH