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by MrRevenge
5-16-06
Hi their! I see you misspelled the word Hookers! Lets go through some long boring steps to make sure you get the word right next time!
I'd love to but I have somthing important to do..
Like what?
Like hammering this nail into my head.
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by MrRevenge
5-16-06
Small Island off the coast of Florida
Thats when I thought, hey why not start another world war with Kangaroos!?
That makes sense. But theirs one problem.
Whats that?
Were stuck on a deserted Island with only one gun, no boat and only one Kangaroo.
Hm..guess I should have thought about that before.
Yeah....

 

by MrRevenge
5-16-06
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Don't even say it..
Bra-
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by MrRevenge
5-16-06
Hey I think I finally know why girls like sercumsized men.
Really?
Yeah, cause they like 10% off on everything!

 

by MrRevenge
5-16-06
I'm sorry ma'am but we can't take back your vacuum since your bought it on a special day.
GRAB MY BREATS! GRAB MY BREATS!
Please stop theirs nothing I can do. You can't return it.
GRAB MY BREATS! GRAB MY BREATS!
Why do you keep saying that?!
BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY BREASTS GRABBED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!!

 

by MrRevenge
5-16-06
Sir, they have broken through our defences and have taken out the AA Guns.
Damn, anything else?
Yes, they made their way into the trenches and have taken out most of Charlie Company.
Is their any good news?
Yes sir, I just saved alot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geiko.
I....I fucking hate you.

 

by MrRevenge
5-16-06
Somwhere in the Iraq Mountains
Osama, the Americans have found out are position and are heading this way
Okay calm down is their anyway out of here?
No, sir but their is good news.
We got a invisible helicopter?
No, I just saved alot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geiko!
Remind me to decapitate you later.

 

by MrRevenge
5-16-06
Welcome to Hell!!
Ah, shit.
Here is where you will spend the rest of eternity burning in a lava pool full of old gay men wearing speedos for your sins. But their is good news!
Let me guess. Ditech?
No! I just saved alot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geiko!
Someone please kill me again..

 

by MrRevenge
5-16-06
Today is when you finally die!
HA! Go ahead and shoot me! I just saved alot of money on my health insurance by switching to Geiko!!
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Shit..

 

by MrRevenge
5-17-06
Not Everything in Florida is flat.

 

by MrRevenge
5-17-06
Sir, this is Chuck I can't come in today I'm sick. My feet, head, legs and everything hurts.
Well Chuck know what I do when I'm sick. I ask my wife for sex.
Really? okay sir,
2 hours Later
So how do ya feel Chuck.
I did what you said sir and i feel way better. By the way nice house.

 

by MrRevenge
5-18-06
Child your mother told me what she caught you doing in the bathroom. I just wanted to tell you that everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.
Holy Shit! Really?!
Yes, my advice is to never maturbate again. Think of the kittens. Do not masturbate.
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Fuck that. I'm goin to buy some lotion and a box of tissues.

 

by MrRevenge
5-19-06
So tell me about yourself
Well I'm going to college right now and I'm getting my degree in medicine. I live in a apartment alone and I'm looking for a cute guy to discuss physics with-
Looks like I ain't getting none on this date. Gotta think fast and get outta this.
I always wanted to live by the beach. That reminds me, I love long walks on the beach and that tingly sensation when sand gets in your feet. Ewwho, it's just so tingly!
Time to go to sensless screaming when the comic has no comedic value whatsoever. Let the flaming on the forums begin.
Suck it cockblock!! You'll never date me alive.
You dick!! You can go die and rot in hell!!

 

by MrRevenge
5-19-06
Son yer three friends went over a bridge in a pick-up truck.
Are they alright?
Well Chuck was able to roll down the window and swim to shore but Kenny and Roger couldn't get the tailgate opened and drowned.

 

by MrRevenge
5-19-06
Dear Ralph. I am writing this slow because I know you cannot read fast. Your sister had a baby this morning; but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if your an aunt or an uncle.
The baby looks just like your brother. P.S. I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.

 

by MrRevenge
5-19-06
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons. I do physical labour, I work at great depths, I am always using my head first, I work in a damp environment,
and finally my work exposes me to contagious diseases
How about, no. You don't work 8 hours straight, you leave the workplace messy at the end of your shift, you fall asleep on the job after brief work periods. So how about no and suck my balls.

 

So this one girl-friend I had told me that nobody was home and to come on over. So I did...and no one was their.
by MrRevenge, 5-19-06

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