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| Child your mother told me what she caught you doing in the bathroom. I just wanted to tell you that everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten. | |
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| Yes, my advice is to never maturbate again. Think of the kittens. Do not masturbate. | |
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| Fuck that. I'm goin to buy some lotion and a box of tissues. | |
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