Another Real Life Situation: The Seven Deadly Sins

Author: MsJG

Date: April 10, 2009

by MsJG
4-10-09
I haven't been on a date in 5 years, so that rules out Lust
But because you haven't been on a date in 5 years, you've stuffed down your bitter loneliness with food, so we have Gluttony
I'm unemployed and broke so Greed is out
But because you're unemployed and broke all you do is lay around all day and whine about people who DO have jobs, so we have both Sloth and Envy
Arrrggh! If you don't shut the hell up I'm going to have to bring my Wrath down upon you! You do remember I'm a black belt, right?!?
Hey, there's Pride!