Another Real Life Situation: Butch it Up

Author: MsJG

Date: July 5, 2010

by MsJG
7-05-10
Over the past 16 months of my unemployment I've let my hair grow out, much to the dismay of my son. He hates it & is always trying to come up with reasons for me to cut my hair.
His most recent pitch: "It's a statistal fact that lesbians are 73% more likely to be hired than a straight woman." According to him if I shave my head & butch it up I'll finally land a job.
Is the eye-patch too much?