Shaq burns down the Don Kee Ranch 2

Author: Muherfurce

Date: July 14, 2003

by Muherfurce
7-14-03
You fool, Shaq! We captured Jesus and put him in the barn just in case you were going to do something like this! Now watch as your sidekick catches on fire, Shaq!
HAHAHA! Magnificent! Now I need to get rid of Shaq. Hmm, I know! Since I'm a racist, I'll scare him off with a burning cross!
Now where can I find a burning cross?