All comics by Mutha

 

by Mutha
5-22-01
BSR and Stoneburg after a game of CS
You cheating scumz0r...head shot script using f4gg0t
It waz all skillz man...you just suxor like the n00b you are
I will never pay CS with you EVER again, Stone
Yah. well I won't play CS with you either, BSR
Hey...I just got T2
So did I ....let's go to Milspec's server and roxor some boxors

 

by Mutha
5-22-01
Little Suzie goes to the Circus
God, I hate clowns
Wha...?
Aaaaiiiiggghhhh....
Burn in Hell, clownboy
Aaaaaiiiiggggghhhhh!

 

by Mutha
5-22-01
There was a time when I was respected member of the farmyard
But it's now time to move on....
It's just not fair...you suck one cock...

 

by Mutha
5-22-01
Guess what I have in this bag?
God damnit! I hate this type of shit! Just tell me what's in the bag
Come on...take a guess
Is it a Leprechan? About 'yay' tall?
Well...you're close...it's the severed head of the fucker that sold me that Pony
What did you expect from a Hyundia? Reliability?

 

by Mutha
5-22-01
Watch Fluffy the dancing dog perform for your pleasure!

 

by Mutha
5-22-01
Cheer up...it's not the end of the world
You'll lay another one tomorrow
I was in the mood for an omlette...I didn't know you'd already named it

 

by Mutha
5-22-01
After a full day at the Circus, Suzie meets up with older brother, Billy....
Hey sis! You have fun today? Isn't the Circus fun!
I hate clowns, dogs...
If you killed anyone today, I'm telling mom.
...and older brothers.
AAaaiiiiirrrrrgghhhh!

 

by Mutha
5-22-01
I am Mr.Knifey and I will ownz CoFR with my masked WON ID!
...connecting to MA - X CS Server [CoFR]
Dermunkee and BSR suxor....they can't ban the m4ster
....llama detected...initiating Admin-Mod protocol 7....
...protocol 7 complete...diconnecting...

 

by Mutha
5-22-01
Dear sir, This is to inform you that your ADSL will be disconnected at the end of this month if full payment is not received
Dear Sir, This is to inform you that your TV cable will be disconnected at the end of this month if full payment is not received
...you do love me don't you?

 

by Mutha
5-22-01
Hi, I'm Bouncer...is that your cute friend over there?
Oh...the girl in Purple? Yes.
She's really hot...can you introduce me to her?
Hey Judy! I've got a guy for you!
Holy Crap! I think I've been a bad Bouncer...heheheheh
Shut up Biotch and get ready for some PAIN

 

by Mutha
5-23-01
Dear CDI Instructor, Please pardon the absense of this student from class over the last 2 weeks...
...Because of an unexpected reoccurance of cancer of the beak, the student had to be airlifted to Mexico for emergency "alternative" therapy . Regards, Dr.Cluckinkoff
How do I tell him he's full of shit and still maintain our ISO 9002 standards...

 

by Mutha
5-24-01
Back at the Peguin's pad....
Uh...are you goung to leave me chained to the bed all night?
Give me a sec, hon...I have a surprise for you....relax.
I can't see anything but the pillow case....at least flip me over!
Huh?
Muja and Claptree! He's calling for you!

 

by Mutha
5-24-01

 

by Mutha
5-24-01
Things you can say about your motorcycle that you can't say about your girlfriend:
Well...if you squeeze up real tight you can fit three on her...
Sure, take her for a ride...everyone else has...
Give her a kick and she starts up right quick!

 

by Mutha
5-28-01
So,,,I say, "Hey...who did you expect...Jesus?
He says, "yes"...Bwahahahahaha!
Well..I guess you had to be there

 

by Mutha
7-11-01
Goddamn CoFRs...Well I'll show them: Dear CoFR, I h8 u. u sux0rs. love, Knifey
CS BBS post count for today: 12,234
Heheh...I started enough posts about those assholes, they'll have to bow to my superior flamositude! ............Oh oh...what the hell is this?
Dear Mr. Knifey, As of 5 pm today you are no longer an employee of the Washington DC School district. You have been terminated for misuse of coporate IT assets.
Fucking CoFRs....when my mom lends me enough money to get my own computer, I'll make them pay!
Today on CNN, Spamming: It's not just a luncheon meat any more....

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