Buying A Used Car

Author: Mutha

Date: May 22, 2001

by Mutha
5-22-01
Guess what I have in this bag?
God damnit! I hate this type of shit! Just tell me what's in the bag
Come on...take a guess
Is it a Leprechan? About 'yay' tall?
Well...you're close...it's the severed head of the fucker that sold me that Pony
What did you expect from a Hyundia? Reliability?