Comic Contest #24: As the World Spurns

Author: NastyPope

Date: April 19, 2001

by NastyPope
4-19-01
We join Peckerneck John at the wedding
.....whosoever finds just cause why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace
I have a reason they shouldn't be wed, yer honor!
With horror, Betty Behemoth realizes a dark chapter of her past is here to destroy her future with Jumbo.
Betty, who is that, and why have you gone so pale ?
Oh Jumbo, my darling, I am so sorry I never told you.....
And what would that reason be ? Speak now.
Betty is really Bartholomew, my gay lover and frat brother!!!! Bart, you bastard, did you really think you could cut your balls off and escape me!?!?!