Comic Contest #29: Snatch

Author: NastyPope

Date: May 11, 2001

by NastyPope
5-11-01
Merle, tell me why I bother ta stay with ya?
That'd be that yer last man have a tiny love tool this big. Whiles my foot long can still stretch yer Rosanne Barr sized hole and make ya prance like a shetland mare.
Ya got me there, can't hold a candle to yer logic. I reckon thats one good thing of yer selective inbreedin.
Speakin a holes , I finally be knowin whys some call a woman's Holier than Holy a 'snatch'
Why's that ya grimey ol' bastard ?
When we t'wernt so old and incontinent, I wanted ta eat it. Now it looks like it wants to snatch my face off and eat me!!!