The Boy of Summer

Author: NastyPope

Date: May 18, 2005

by NastyPope
5-18-05
I'm sorry Bobby but I just got the results back from your tests and it's not looking good.
Really? What does it say?
I'm afraid you have Lou Gherig's Disease.
Oh, my, GOD, thats Awesome!.
How can you possibly be happy about THAT?!?!?!
Duh, it means I'm going to be a famous baseball player!