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Author: NastyPope

Date: May 21, 2005

by NastyPope
5-21-05
Howdy there, Cthulhu.
Greetings pathetic mortal.
I'm here to apply for the position of Deep One.
Very well. What qualifications and experience do you have?
I'm from a severely inbred family, I have a third nipple that is always oozing some sort of grayish pus, and I just had a quickie with my sister before I came down here.
Hrmmm, you sound a little over qualified.