Jesus Loves Me This I Know...

Author: NastyPope

Date: May 23, 2005

by NastyPope
5-23-05
*Knock Knock Knock*
Yeah, Who is it?
Hello sir, I'm from the church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. I was hoping I might share some scripture with you.
Allright, go ahead.
uhhhh, ummmm, I'm very sorry to have disturbed you sir. I didn't realize you are a midget.
The proper term is 'little person' and why should that make any difference?
Well, you see, it says right here in the book of mormon, that 'little people' can't be saved because they are really_the_devil's_imps. The stubby fingers and strange voice give it away.