The Voices In My Head Give Me Porpoise

Author: NastyPope

Date: May 25, 2005

by NastyPope
5-25-05
Hey Joey, I think you need to put down that game controller, get the garden weasle, and murder your family.
Just... concentrate.... on the game.
Don't ignore me Joey, it'll only make things harder in the long run.
Piss off! You're not real!
You hurt my feelings. I'll just have to sing the Flipper theme song until you ....
ALLRIGHT, YOU BASTARD, I'll DO IT!!!