Start Them Young

Author: NastyPope

Date: May 25, 2005

by NastyPope
5-25-05
Howdy Hey there kid!
Who are you?
I'm Mr. Stinkybutt, I'm a promotional gimic created by Big Tobacco to get young people to start smoking and get hooked for life.
Dude, you want to get me hooked? I'm only 13!
Come on kid, don't you want to be cool and look older?
And waste all my money on that crap? No way! Besides, I already spend all my allowance on weed.