What if the Roswell Aliens Had Been Found by a Beatnik

Author: NastyPope

Date: May 26, 2005

by NastyPope
5-26-05
[GLRBRK], [YVRDNQLLLYM]
Hey, far out. Peace and goodwill to you too little gray hipster. I bet you're here to liberate humanity from its own social shackles aren't you?
bummer
This planet shall be conquered easily.