Excuse Excuse Reason

Author: NastyPope

Date: May 29, 2005

by NastyPope
5-29-05
Excuse
I can't believe I married you. You're always here at this seedy bar getting drunk.
Look, I work hard and I need time to relax before I come home. Besides, I'm not always here, I have to come home so you can make me breakfast.
Excuse
And when you want to have sex you never satisfy my needs. A little foreplay would be nice. Do you even know what the word means?
Foreplay? I don't need to do it. That's why I bought you the vibrator for Christmas.
Reason
Oh, and to top it off you smell like rotting flesh.
That's only cause I just shit myself.