Awkward Definitions: Formaltitties

Author: NastyPope

Date: June 9, 2005

Formaltitties: A requirement of etiquette concerning copping a feel.
let's see, you took me to prom, gave_me_a_corsage, rented a limo, danced well, looked great in a tux. You may now feel my breasts.
Great. If I finish filling out this paperwork you gave me will you at least rub my hardon through my pants?
by NastyPope, 6-09-05